Elon Musk
Site Experience FeedbackJun 29, 2026
The website is very clear and simple. Clean, not tacky-looking. Very fun and inviting feeling from the colors of white and pink. Maybe I wasn't looking hard enough but I wish there were more detailed options for searching for item types. Like length/width search options. I've seen another site do this but, unfortunately, I don't remember who it was.
I also wish there was a wider range of products for smaller/thin dildos (4-5in length and under 1, up to 1.2in diameter) but I know that's just my personal preference. There were really only two choices for me. But, that's what I expect since usually people want... bigger ones. Which is crazy to me. I literally bought one I THOOOUGHT would be thin, just a bit longer than what I'm used to, (I did NOT check. My bad.) because the reviews said it was small and thin. It's literally... not. Again, MY bad there for not checking the details, but still. How can a 6.5 length and 1.5 DIAMETER be SMALL for people?? I can't even get it in all the way! Some dude said he broke his anal virginity on it so I thought for suuure it would be thin but, low and behold, how is that guy alive? Like, now I've got to WORK my way up to getting this thing up in me and that's not what I wanted!! I wanted to lazily just slip that fucker in but naaaah, I gotta woooork for it to fit... for context, I'm a lesbian so I'm really only accustomed to fingers. But I don't enjoy my own fingers. It's a thing. But, anyways, it means that I don't need much length/width jammed up in there for me to have a great time. I just can't "warm" myself up to stretch, ya know? I know my issue is probably just abnormal since so many people like big ones, and sooo many reviews said it was small and thin. Again. That's insane.
I don't know.
So I guess this is just me ranting about the superiority of small/thin dildos versus the "small" MONSTERS that everyone else is casually bouncing on.
The site is great. MORE SMALL DILDO CHOICES... sorry. I just miss my old dildo. Lil guy. Perfect. ANYWAYS! Yeah. So.... here's all my sensitive personal information: akfndoksfnskjdnfsksflkdmlfksmlfks
If anyone actually reads this I hope you enjoyed my... review? <3